Bästa bloggningen någonsin

Since i prefer to write in swedish now (eftersom jag blir elakare och elakare i bloggen*) I feel i have to post lots of pictures.
But I only have time to take pictures during lunch.
(If the pictures don´t work, wait a while, internet is slow today)

Här kommer det.


Dagens mat, avslutat. Pasta, tonfisk, sötsursås, cocacola och M&M.
Ingen frukt idag, man blir knasig i bollen om man äter frukt varje lunch.



Dock var jag som ni kan se lite deprimerad och trött på livet under lunchen eftersom pålgummit är sämst så jag bara får strecha och det gör ont när muskler brister.




Tim kontrade som vanligt med att sova (borde jag göra en extra blog med bara bilder på Tim när han sover på lunchen?).




Sedan kom det. Paketet med fiiinaste neoprene från Frankrike. Tomas (uttalas Toh Maaah) hurrade.




Lin Meï kom för att gratulera oss. Dagen till ära iklädd flätor.

De dåliga nyheterna var att vi var tvungna att rengöra en gammal påle för att Jean-Francois skulle kunna fixa dit det nya fina gummit.
Så här ser pålen ut innan vi rengör den:




Hårt arbetande Pålrengörare:



Så här blir man efter mycket pålrengöring eftersom pålen rengörs med aceton:



Men resultatet blev strålande:



Just nu äter jag och orkar inte knäppa mera kort.
Peace Out!!

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*DET ÄR ETT ROP PÅ HJÄLP!!!

Nybloggat, the namecompetition and rock n roll

Sorry for not blogging in a couple of days. The internet at home has been unstable, I´m planning to maybe get my own internetconnection instead of sneaking on my neighbors.

Right now I am at school were we just found out that the first lession with Pascal Jacob was cancelled, he left for Paris yesterday and forgot to tell us. Everyone is a bit pissed off since a Friday is the kind of day when one and a half hour extra sleep can be of some use.

The namecompetition for the Robomop is still going on. Sofar the suggestions are:
Viktoria Edström - from Alex Edström
Sigrid - from Lisa Wärmegård
Dust(iny) Hoffman - From Anna Nerman
Sir Hellcry 6000 - From Toby two Kenobi
POTATISKALASET - From Johnny Ponny Sockerconny

Send a comment with your namesuggestion NOW!


School is nice but It hurts getting back into shape after a long holiday. But I´m soon there. The biggest problem is not the muscles but the skin around them. My hands get to soft after stroking cats so No they are a bit messed up. But a nice round with the vinkelslip will harden my skin.

Back in school! (COMPETITION)

Be cool - Stay in school.

First day of this term was really nice!

1. Armystyle fysical preparation with Marc.
2. Chinese Pole, today with the new overall, it works great and it is not as warm as i thought it would be, and I am in better shape then i thought! And Paolo has started for real to do chinese pole and we also have a guy called Karel here this week, he was an ESAC-student for one year a couple of years ago, he is quite good in the pole.
Lin Meï was as almost always happy and she only hit me once.
3. Lunch, back to the butcher. Big baugette, big coca cola.
4. Acrobatics, also this lession with Marc.
5. Yoga, with Rita, relaxing. Nuff said.

After school I went shopping.
This saturday I bought a small DJ-Mixer for the upcoming project (Codename: Magnum) and today I bought the cabels i need to use it for my computor. Before Codename: Magnum start I only use it to not have to change cable when I want to use headphones instead of the trustful Bandare (famous from Starflower).
But later...

This saturday I also bought a ROBOMOP!. The greatest norwegian invention since Christer Pettersen!
It is like a pet, but it sweeps my floor.
Since it is a pet and pets should have names. I hereby start the competition.
The rules are:
*Everyone can give how many namesuggestions as they want.
*All suggestions has to be posted as comments to this or later posts, if you don´t want to leave your name I curse at you!
*The suggestionperiod is until sundayevening at 2000, then a jury will have a meeting and choose the best suggestion.

So start to post. To make it easier for you, the mop lookes like this!

#15

Alarm X-Mas Episode Ten - Spending time with my family...

Alarm: XMas - Episode 9

Alarm X-Mas Episode five - The Empire Strikes Back

Alarm X-Mas Episod four - A new hope

Alarm X-Mas Episod three - revenge of the sith

Blogging in Swenglish...

Ok, I start in english.
TOMORROW AT 0700 I WILL UPLOAD THE FIRST EPISODE OF "ALARM: X-MAS"!

The first episode is not exxxcelent but quite cute.

I continue in swedish.

Trötthet, kära vänner.
Att inte ha mer än en dag ledigt åt gången tar på krafterna. Jag, Nils Johannes Wärmegård svär dyrt och heligt på fem språk (jag säger inte vilka) att jag inte skall klaga på att en helg är för kort igen.

Föreställningen går inte så bra. Det ända som är klart är mitt nummer och det har varit klart ganska länge, det känns som att vi bara trampar på samma tunna isfläck. Så fort vi hittar på något nytt så kommer någon på att det inte är disco, är det disco är det inte eros och är det disco och eros så är det fullständigt obegripligt för publiken och allmänt ointressant.

Jag är dock mycket glad att min kära familj med flera landar i Bryssel om en vecka. Det är synd att finanna eller Elias inte kunde följa med. Om någon vill komma hit så kan den kontakta mina föräldrar genom att göra en kommentar till detta blogginlägg och förhanla priser. Allt jag kräver är:
DUMLE, Marabou mjölkchoklad, Leksands runda knäckebröd, extragräddat, en svensk falukorv och en stor flaska trocadero.

Snälla mor och far, eller groupie som tigger biljett, ta med detta åt mig. Jag utlovar en kram efter föreställningen!

Peace out!

Saturday, i think...

The only one day of holyday but strategically placed over the workweek rutine is killing me.
This morning when I woke up I spent the first minute to find out if it was Wednesday or Saturday.
After that minute I realized one thing:
I don´t care.

ESAC builds strong performers with a sund själ in a sund kropp, but makes them forget what day it is.

Anyho, yesterday we added a new piece to my number. It feels good!

We got a second pole up yesterday so I started to jump between them. But Lin Meï thinks that they are to close to eachother and the french maffia thinks that they should be that close. But it is easy to jump with half turn to the other pole. And most of all, it is fun.

Today I will clean and eat. And read the second best blog on the internet: find user ROCKY on myspace.
Den är på svenska och handlar mest om kött. Det är nog därför jag kan relatera till den så bra.

Woho

The name for the show is set.
L'armes d'eros.

I must say that I prefer "ALARM: Eros" but as long as it is not called "la vie de la nuit" I am satisfied.

Right now I am eating dinner in the school, waiting for frenchcourse. "All play and no work makes you die and go to hell", som jag brukar säga...

Well well, i might blog more if I ever get home... Peace out

Trött Nils bloggar på svenska!

Dramatik, baby, dramatik.

Detta är minsann hur schackbrädet ser ut nu i den dramatiska matchen mellan Nils Wärmegård och Sebastian Edström.

Ingen vågar utropa den andra till LOOOSER utan båda spelar defensivt och genomtänkt.

Som ni ser spelar jag för hand. Mest för att det är coolt!

Dagen började lite för sent eftersom jag försov mig. Jag vaknade av ett SMS när Finanna berättade att hon klev på planet till Prag. Hon ringde nyss och allt lät lungt.

När jag tillslut kom till skolan var första lektionen slut. Det var iof lungt eftersom det var scenografi. Jag ursäktade mig och ingen blev arg.
Trampolinlektionen fördrevs på plint där jag gjorde Marc´s kroppshållningsövningar. Dom är väldigt bra och alla borde göra dom jämt. Men jag vill kunna hoppa trampolin igen. Min skada suger livslusten ur mig! Kanske inte riktigt, men det gör mig nedstämnd.
Lyckligtvis blir knät bättre och bättre dag för dag (som i låten). Så om inte röntkningen imorgon säger annat börjar jag träna normalt på Måndag.

Förutom röntken är jag ledig imorgon, dagen skall därför fördrivas i sängen. Alternativt framför datorn.

Efter plintkunskap var det lunch. Stor bagge med Pitta pikant och ost avnjöts tillsammans med fulcola jag hade med mig (blir billgare så..)

Pållektionen idag var givande. Men bäst av allt var kreationslektionen med Marcus. Vi körde en timme improvisation som bitvis var redo för scen. Vi jobbar extremt bra tillsammans känner jag. Jag körde lite påle i improvisationen men kunde inte köra fullt ut pga knä, inga skor och ingen tröja. Men allt känns lovande och ALLA borde se föreställningen i december.

Efter impron var det äntligen Emillianos (manolo) tur att köra egen impro med sin stege. Den mannen är galen.

Eftersom det är tisdag fick jag även äran att besöka franskaundervisningen. Det är tungt att gå dit när man helst bara vill sova. Men det är en skön verklighetsflykt att umgås med vanliga människor.

Nu skriker Seb från andra sidan av internet att hans kung har gjort hamburgare av min häst.
Dags att visa honom vem som bestämmer.

Peace out!
PS. For all you englishspeakers, I can just say: "I´m Fine!!"

The battle goes in to middleplay

The chessgame against Sebastian has started off slowly but gets more and more intense.
No kills yet but it will come soon.

I don´t think I played this defensive in any chessgame before.

In real life today we had scenografy, trampo (i did headstand and abdominal training), pole and marcus. With marcus Paolo and I did a great dance, I was dead and he carried me around. Paolo weigh around 30 kilos or something but is superstrong and it became really nice.

Now I will hit the shower!

Poetry time - part 2

Today we had scenografi, i made Christer into Yoda with a touch of pornstar. Pedro became silverpedro and the rest became just strange.

I don´t have any of the pictures that the cameraman Chris Pee took, but they might arrive soon.

Then there was trampoline and acro, but since I´m not allowed to participate I did the strange exersices that Marc gave me. Then I spoke to Arian who was back today!!!

The lunchbox I made yesterday was forgotten in the fridge so I take it tomorrow. This sad fact forced me to walk to the famous butcher and eat a baugette (thon piquant and cheese).

The polelession with Arian was nice. Eventhough I can´t work with my legs.

The last three hours at school was Creation. First we ran, and I completly forgot that Dr Skalpell forbidden me to run, but it feels good as long as I don´t bend the knee over 90 degrees. We made a really long and really nice long improvisation of the text (famous from yesterday).
Since I forgot the french lession this tuesday I felt forced to go there today, so I went to Quick and loaded up the energi.
The frenchlessions are always nice, but I am tired after long schooldays.

Right now I am listening to the best swedish band ever. Euskeufeurat (stavning??) and soon I´ll take a shower and then sleep.

I have to make a long translation to swedish of my personal poem.
My plan is to make around 50 translations and sort them with the cutest first and make it more and more right on target...

I forgot the poem in french at school.
But in swedish it is something like:

Jag önskar dig en liljekonvalj, ren och oskuldsfull
Sen vill jag omsorgsfullt och gentlemannamässigt smeka din kropp

För att få det att rimma kan man skriva den i stil med:

Jag ger dig en ros, lika fin som du
Snälla säg att du vill bli min fru

Eller lite mera rakt på:

Jag ger dig en blomma, det finaste som finns
Mest för att få av dig dina jeans

Så, läsartävling:
Kan någon göra en snäll, rimmande omskrivning av dikten.
Regler:
Rad ett skall ínnehålla en blomma och någon form av fina adjektiv
Rad två skall innehålla någon form av förfinad omskrivning för snusk.

Posta kommentarer!!

Poetry time

Yesterday we didn´t just paint me green, we started to work with Marcus the director for the show too.

So now I have to learn a poem about Eros by heart. It is quite difficult, since it is in french.

The poem goes like this:

Allons, Que je vous donne le signalement
De ce petit enfant:
Il est aisé reconnaître, assurément.
Il ná pas le taint blanc
Et, parail à la flamme est tout rougeoyant.
Sa voix est sauve comme le miel
Mais sa penseé est pire que le fiel.
Ce terrible marmot ment et ment toujours:
Ne croyez en acun de ses discours
Tout le porte vers des jeux mauvais.
Oui, c´est un enfant cruel, en effet!
Certes, il a de beaux cheveux
Mais son front est des plus malicieux
Ses mains sont petites il est vrai,
Mais elle frappent fort au point de résonner
Jusque sur l`Achéron et l´infernal palais.
Il arbore une belle nudité
Mais son âme est fort enveloppée.

That part is what I should know by heart for tomorrow.
For those of you who wonder it means that Eros is an evil child!

Chess is the new black and bodypaint makes you look green

Yesterday evening I didn´t blog.

This is becuse I heard about a new computor game that I played instead. It is called Chess and apparently it is possible to play whitout computor too.

Right now on LG2K in the forum there is a distancebattle between Mr Bob Harris and Dödsmannen nr1.

I hope that Dödsmannen nr1 wins.

I will buy a analog chessboard today so I can challenge Mimmic, AKA Elias Larsson in a match.

Yesterday in school we had the best scenografilession ever. Paolo, Angelos and Loïc showed funny pictures from a suspect flamish fashionmagazine. The we painted eachother.

This is me, the first version.

Chrille P (soon with a new website) did the makeup. Just green was nice, but to decorate me more (pimp my face) we added stripes like on a Dodge Viper.

Loïc was blue and we looked like brothers.

This is the rest of the painted class:

We look like a Star Wars Cosplayparty...

All photos is by Christer Pettersen.

More starwars torrents for the people!

Thanks to our new schedule we have every wednesday off. This rules.

Today I slept until around 12 and then I spent one hour doing research about the upcoming Star Wars Televisionseries. It seems to become a really expensive supershow!
On different websites everybody is talking about how bad they think the show is going to be since George this and Lucas that.

I think the show will rule since George Lucas is a horrible storystarter (Episod 1). The best things he has written is everything taking place in the middle of the Saga. Clone Wars until the end of EP 5 (Holiday Special included, droids excluded) is the best form of moving pixels on the computerscreen. This is for me the really important parts of the Star Wars saga. The rest (ep 1, 2 & 6, ewoks + battle of endor) is just a way to make everything understandable for the mainstream crowd.
And since the show will take place between ep 3 and 4 it will be great and therefor kick out Droids out of the canon.

Anyhow, I´m looking forward to download this show from "the Internet" - my favorite piece of information.

Alone...

Well. My bloggingfrequency has made even a true fan like Milqy Balboa to question my existence. Or atleast spread a rumour (spelling? rykte...) about my retirement as a Teenage Mutant Hero Blogger.

I´ve been busy showing Anna AKA Finanna Brussels and South Park. The wonderful girl went back to Stockholm today.
Fun for her mom, sad for me.

The day started this morning*.
The first lession was Scenografi so no warmup needed. But I wanted to see Dr Skalpell. He was back from a smaller surgery but really wanted to take care of us. I have to do some superxray next week, where the shoot some strange fluid into my knee and then the fluid ask my knee what´s wrong and tell it to Dr Skalpell.
Dr Skalpell** also told me to not run or jump. That is a pity since I kinda like jumping and running.

The Scenografi was as scenografi is most.
The Acro was just Marc giving me and Paolo strange powerexersices to do since we are injured.
The Poleclass was fun. Lin Meï have spent the whole holiday making up new polemoves. Finanna was there to support me and I made five really nice Flagpushups.

After the poleclass we were done for the day since all the teachers had a meeting.
So I followed Finanna to Gare Du Midi and waved her off.

It is strange to be all alone in the apartment. Sandra is in Togo now. It is also quite cold since the heating is broken.

But life rules anyway!
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*I wrote the sentence before I thought it, it is quite cute so I left it
**Or Dr Skal Spell as he would be called if he was a proffesor at Hogwarts.***
***I thought it was funny at first.

I´m Back....

Once again I have made a cliffhanger in the blog and then not updated in one week. Sorry.
A whole world is worried about my knee.
I still don´t know how it is doing.
But It feels a bit better and in around one hour me and Finanna is going to the doctor to check it out in a x-raymachine.

Speaking of Finanna (thats what everyone here thinks she is called) she is here and I think she likes Brussels. "Vad skall jag hälsa!?" She says to all of you. I´ve been showing here the town and she has been taking care of my knee.

We´ve been watching three movies on cinema. First we saw "Children of men" (Imdb) this monday. A nice movie about the future when noone can have children anymore.
Yesterday Sandra wanted to use the shower so we had to move out of the bedroom. So we had a hard time deciding what movie to see. The weather was bad so we couldn´t be outside. Finanna wanted to see "Perfume" (Imdb), I thought it was a girlsmovie. I wanted to see "Borat" (Imdb).

For some strange reason we ended up seeing "Perfume". (T0ffelpoäng! Släng dig i väggen Elias). It wasn´t a girlsmovie, it was a wonderful story about a man who liked to make perfume. See it.

Then since Belgium is belgium and noone seem to have control over anything we went to the salong were they showed "Borat".
Two movies for 5.95€!
Borat was a genial movie by the Ali G dude. I recommend it to everyone!

Tomorrow Sandra goes to Togo for two weeks. This means that I have what we in sweden call "FF". That means that I can walk around in my underwear or less and watch horrormovies all night. Or just read cartoons all night.

I also have to say goodbye to Toby twoo Kenobi and Chrille "Didn´t do it" P who both have decided to stop their blogging.
So Long and thanks for all the Fish.

Anyho, we are now going to the doctor.
Peace OUT!