"Astrid the Cat the Movie Lé Film"

So, after a succesful X-Mascalender It feels wrong to make more movies in a while. So just like all the great moviedirectors I just put my name as a producer and let some rookie do all the work and use my beautiful name to sell the DVD´s.

Here it is.
Written by Lisa Wärmegård
Starring Astrid the Cat
Edited by Lisa Wärmegård
Scenografi by Ewa Wärmegård

Executive Producer
Nisse Wärmegård

Happy X-Mas (War is over)

Christmas, the wonderful time of the year when all the family is gathered and eat and relax and remember that Jesus was born and Santa Claws likes rudolph.

Right now my mother is making Glögg for her and my father. Then they are gonna watch Donald Duck at 1500. I might stay here and watch something else instead, or I join them just to sit in the couch and see my father fall asleep and my mother get bored.
Sigrid the Cat is really cosy today and wants to share the spirit of X-mas.
Astrid the Cat is outside.

And my sister is working at OnOff in Stockholm, at the Kista Gallerian. If you read this Lisa, We miss you.

Episode 24

Here it is, the last episode of ALARM: X-Mas.
Lyrics by 2oBy Tw0 Kenobi
Performed by Nisse Wärmegård feat Milq



All you Nilslovers who want´s the song as a MP3, click here.

Episode 23

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Episode 21.5

As a big extrapresent from me to you all!

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Sorry I was late... It will happened again tomorrow.

On the road

Sorry for the delay of todays episode, it will arrive when I come home. The Internet at home where unbearable yesterday.

Right now I am at arlanda eating varm kôrv with bröd.
Later homies!

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Yeah! I feel really good about this episode!
For some reason I make the best episodes when I´m tired.

I cleaned my room today. It smells cancercleaner here.

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Tell your friends about Alarm X-Mas.

Lyrics

Oh my god!
People keep sending complements for the musicvideo! Everyone loves it!

One of my biggest fans asked for the lyrics so she can singalong. Here they are:

the only thing i want
Is Bruce Willis lawn
the only thing i want
Is Bruce Willis lawn

the only thing i want
Is Bruce Willis lawn
aaah

I want a thing that bruce won't give
I want Bruce Willis lawn
I want a thing that bruce won't give
oooh

the only thing i want
Is Bruce Willis lawn
aaah
if I was a gardener
I could take hes lawn away
yeah yeah yeah

oh I am
a Bruce lover
I am a Bruce lover
a Bruce's lawn wanter

and a Bruce's lawn to take
Cuz Bruce's lawn is great
aaah
I was a gardener
and that, Is Bruce Willis lawn
ah ah ah ah ah

the only lawn i want
the only lawn i want
aaah

Episode 18

Today when I woke up I didn´t feel like making a videoepisode for tomorrow. But after some chatting at the LG2K klotterplank I started a poll to findout what song I would record and perform.

The results were:
Rockenroll Suicide in a circusversion: 2 votes (Both from finanna)
Bruce Virvliz Lawn Blues: All other votes

Bruce Virvliz Lawn Blues is the song Whirlwind by Broder Daniel in a version about Bruce Willis and his lawn, written by Toby 2 Kenobi.
You can download the MP3 HERE.

The musicvideo is todays episode of Alarm X-Mas:

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I miss sweden.

Alarm X-Mas Episode thirteen - The Lucia and Poleepisode

Here it is ladys (and gentlemen). The act i did in the circusperformance "L'armes d'Eros" (Svensk titel; "Titta han gråter").

My personal comments is that it is short and that I have to little tricks in it. But I think you will enjoy it. In a couple of days I will put out the first poleact I did so you can see the progress.

Tonight I saw the new James Bondmovie. It was really good, I had high expectations but I was surprised that it were able to reach over them.

On my way to the cinema I saw a caraccident. A "biker" was hit by a smartcar. He passed out for a couple of minutes and then he woke up and started to pickup his bikeparts and he wanted to go home.

If I ever get hit by a car, I hope I get hit by a smartcar.

12 - The instant classic

The show has been eating our soul, so the episode yesterday were delayed and the episode today is missing something, maybe it is to little Nils in it or something. But tomorrows episode will probably be an instant classic!

But as long as our Xmascalender is free from Kristina Lugn and poetry I am proud of it!

Alarm X-Mas Episode Ten - Spending time with my family...

Alarm: XMas - Episode 9

Alarm X-Mas Episod eight - Crouching Christerpettersen.com Hidden Nils

Alarm XMAS: Episod 7 - "Grown up men do stuff together"

Titta han snackar också!!!111

The creation is going forward. I can´t say that it is "good" or "entertaining". I can say that "my mom will like it" and "my father won´t leave during the show".

Todays episode of Alarm XMas were supposed to be followed by a teaser of the show. But I don´t have energy to do it now so I´ll do it tomorrow and it will be presented Saturday morning.

Right now I have to sleep. Tomorrow I will become blonder then ever.

"Sacrifice for art and you will never walk boring" - Nils Wärmegård 2006

Alarm X-Mas Episode Six - The return of the Spagge

This is the end of the first loosely StarWars based Episodes. Tomorrows episode will be based on the Swedish televisionreligion Nile City.

Then we go into deeper stuff.

Alarm X-Mas Episode five - The Empire Strikes Back

Alarm X-Mas Episod four - A new hope

Alarm X-Mas Episod three - revenge of the sith

Alarm X-Mas Episod two - Attack of the clones

Alarm X-Mas Episod one - The phantom menace