So, after a succesful X-Mascalender It feels wrong to make more movies in a while. So just like all the great moviedirectors I just put my name as a producer and let some rookie do all the work and use my beautiful name to sell the DVD´s.
Here it is.
Written by Lisa Wärmegård
Starring Astrid the Cat
Edited by Lisa Wärmegård
Scenografi by Ewa Wärmegård
Executive Producer
Nisse Wärmegård
28 december, 2006
24 december, 2006
Happy X-Mas (War is over)
Christmas, the wonderful time of the year when all the family is gathered and eat and relax and remember that Jesus was born and Santa Claws likes rudolph.
Right now my mother is making Glögg for her and my father. Then they are gonna watch Donald Duck at 1500. I might stay here and watch something else instead, or I join them just to sit in the couch and see my father fall asleep and my mother get bored.
Sigrid the Cat is really cosy today and wants to share the spirit of X-mas.
Astrid the Cat is outside.
And my sister is working at OnOff in Stockholm, at the Kista Gallerian. If you read this Lisa, We miss you.
Right now my mother is making Glögg for her and my father. Then they are gonna watch Donald Duck at 1500. I might stay here and watch something else instead, or I join them just to sit in the couch and see my father fall asleep and my mother get bored.
Sigrid the Cat is really cosy today and wants to share the spirit of X-mas.
Astrid the Cat is outside.
And my sister is working at OnOff in Stockholm, at the Kista Gallerian. If you read this Lisa, We miss you.
Episode 24
Here it is, the last episode of ALARM: X-Mas.
Lyrics by 2oBy Tw0 Kenobi
Performed by Nisse Wärmegård feat Milq
All you Nilslovers who want´s the song as a MP3, click here.
Lyrics by 2oBy Tw0 Kenobi
Performed by Nisse Wärmegård feat Milq
All you Nilslovers who want´s the song as a MP3, click here.
23 december, 2006
22 december, 2006
21 december, 2006
On the road
Sorry for the delay of todays episode, it will arrive when I come home. The Internet at home where unbearable yesterday.
Right now I am at arlanda eating varm kôrv with bröd.
Later homies!
Right now I am at arlanda eating varm kôrv with bröd.
Later homies!
19 december, 2006
20
Yeah! I feel really good about this episode!
For some reason I make the best episodes when I´m tired.
I cleaned my room today. It smells cancercleaner here.
Etiketter:
Alarm X-Mas


18 december, 2006
Lyrics
Oh my god!
People keep sending complements for the musicvideo! Everyone loves it!
One of my biggest fans asked for the lyrics so she can singalong. Here they are:
the only thing i want
Is Bruce Willis lawn
the only thing i want
Is Bruce Willis lawn
the only thing i want
Is Bruce Willis lawn
aaah
I want a thing that bruce won't give
I want Bruce Willis lawn
I want a thing that bruce won't give
oooh
the only thing i want
Is Bruce Willis lawn
aaah
if I was a gardener
I could take hes lawn away
yeah yeah yeah
oh I am
a Bruce lover
I am a Bruce lover
a Bruce's lawn wanter
and a Bruce's lawn to take
Cuz Bruce's lawn is great
aaah
I was a gardener
and that, Is Bruce Willis lawn
ah ah ah ah ah
the only lawn i want
the only lawn i want
aaah
People keep sending complements for the musicvideo! Everyone loves it!
One of my biggest fans asked for the lyrics so she can singalong. Here they are:
the only thing i want
Is Bruce Willis lawn
the only thing i want
Is Bruce Willis lawn
the only thing i want
Is Bruce Willis lawn
aaah
I want a thing that bruce won't give
I want Bruce Willis lawn
I want a thing that bruce won't give
oooh
the only thing i want
Is Bruce Willis lawn
aaah
if I was a gardener
I could take hes lawn away
yeah yeah yeah
oh I am
a Bruce lover
I am a Bruce lover
a Bruce's lawn wanter
and a Bruce's lawn to take
Cuz Bruce's lawn is great
aaah
I was a gardener
and that, Is Bruce Willis lawn
ah ah ah ah ah
the only lawn i want
the only lawn i want
aaah
17 december, 2006
Episode 18
Today when I woke up I didn´t feel like making a videoepisode for tomorrow. But after some chatting at the LG2K klotterplank I started a poll to findout what song I would record and perform.
The results were:
Rockenroll Suicide in a circusversion: 2 votes (Both from finanna)
Bruce Virvliz Lawn Blues: All other votes
Bruce Virvliz Lawn Blues is the song Whirlwind by Broder Daniel in a version about Bruce Willis and his lawn, written by Toby 2 Kenobi.
You can download the MP3 HERE.
The musicvideo is todays episode of Alarm X-Mas:
The results were:
Rockenroll Suicide in a circusversion: 2 votes (Both from finanna)
Bruce Virvliz Lawn Blues: All other votes
Bruce Virvliz Lawn Blues is the song Whirlwind by Broder Daniel in a version about Bruce Willis and his lawn, written by Toby 2 Kenobi.
You can download the MP3 HERE.
The musicvideo is todays episode of Alarm X-Mas:
16 december, 2006
15 december, 2006
13 december, 2006
12 december, 2006
Alarm X-Mas Episode thirteen - The Lucia and Poleepisode
Here it is ladys (and gentlemen). The act i did in the circusperformance "L'armes d'Eros" (Svensk titel; "Titta han gråter").
My personal comments is that it is short and that I have to little tricks in it. But I think you will enjoy it. In a couple of days I will put out the first poleact I did so you can see the progress.
Tonight I saw the new James Bondmovie. It was really good, I had high expectations but I was surprised that it were able to reach over them.
On my way to the cinema I saw a caraccident. A "biker" was hit by a smartcar. He passed out for a couple of minutes and then he woke up and started to pickup his bikeparts and he wanted to go home.
If I ever get hit by a car, I hope I get hit by a smartcar.
Etiketter:
Alarm X-Mas,
Alex Edström,
carcrash,
Circus,
eros,
fashion,
James Bond


11 december, 2006
The show has been eating our soul, so the episode yesterday were delayed and the episode today is missing something, maybe it is to little Nils in it or something. But tomorrows episode will probably be an instant classic!
But as long as our Xmascalender is free from Kristina Lugn and poetry I am proud of it!
Etiketter:
Alarm X-Mas


10 december, 2006
Alarm X-Mas Episode Ten - Spending time with my family...
Etiketter:
Alarm X-Mas,
emo,
luke skywalker


09 december, 2006
08 december, 2006
07 december, 2006
Alarm XMAS: Episod 7 - "Grown up men do stuff together"
Titta han snackar också!!!111
The creation is going forward. I can´t say that it is "good" or "entertaining". I can say that "my mom will like it" and "my father won´t leave during the show".
Todays episode of Alarm XMas were supposed to be followed by a teaser of the show. But I don´t have energy to do it now so I´ll do it tomorrow and it will be presented Saturday morning.
Right now I have to sleep. Tomorrow I will become blonder then ever.
"Sacrifice for art and you will never walk boring" - Nils Wärmegård 2006
Etiketter:
Alarm X-Mas,
creation,
Gert,
sleep


05 december, 2006
Alarm X-Mas Episode Six - The return of the Spagge
This is the end of the first loosely StarWars based Episodes. Tomorrows episode will be based on the Swedish televisionreligion Nile City.
Then we go into deeper stuff.
Etiketter:
Alarm X-Mas,
Peace,
rock´n roll


04 december, 2006
03 december, 2006
02 december, 2006
01 december, 2006
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