NIls goes skype!

Finally i realized how great skype is!
As soon as I get my money I will get myself a Skypein number so all you nilslovers out there can call me cheaper, and I can call you whitout paying belgacom the princess and half the kingdom!

All you skypers out there can add me, my skypeid is: nisse.warmegard

On wednesday I will go to Stockholm and then from there I will go to Brussels. I am getting bored here at home again. My family is nice but I need more people around me.

By public demand...

Me and my mother just came back home from the cinema, and the city of Härnösand.


This is how happy my mother were that I were willing to go and see the new swedish movie "Offside".

But then she suddenly saw this

A moped parked as if it was a car. The only thing my mother really hates!


When your mother look like this the only thing that can save her is if you take her somewhere where she can buy new books.

Then we went to the cinema...
The movie was better then expected, not super, but a nice oneandahalfhour. It was like the cartoon "Pondus".

After the cinema we passed the only piece of graffiti in Härnösand

"Hej Pappa" is Hi dad in swedish. So all the dads passing this every morning on their way to work wonder: "Did my kid do this?".
The genius who did this, thank you!

We also passed the strangest poster ever

Do folkpartiet think that anyone would consider voting on them when their leader look like this?

Waiting...

Waiting is not just a movie, it is a verb to...
RIght now I am waiting for my money to come from CSN. Luckely all the important papers is now in the hands of another top quality swedish instution, the swedish post (remember them, anyone??).

Today one very enthusiastic girl wanted to sell my mother Omega 3. I overenthusiazed her and hung up the phone.
Then I looked like this:


As you can see I have moved the computor to the couch so i can have company while watching movies.
My dear mother comes and sees some stuff with me sometimes, i showed her eos the movie today. She was very proud!

Tonight she will return the moviefavor and take me to the cinema.

Peace out!

Hateblog

For some strange reason my mother is hunted by telephonesalesmen (but most of the time it is womens). There is some kind of service called Nix that removes people from the evil telephonesalesmen register.
My dear mother has for a long time wanted to register us there.
My dear father doesn´t want to, because him and I have a common interest, to turn the telephonesalesmen down.

Evil telephonesalesperson: "Hello, I am looking for Ewa!"
Me: "What is it about?"
Evil telephonesalesperson: "Beauty products!"
Me: "Are you interested in Scientology?"

Evil telephonesalesperson hangs up the phone.

Since I don´t want to be sued from the church of Scientology I guess i have to say that I don´t have anything against you dear fellow human beings.

I hate phonesellers more then anything, that is why I strongly support my father in this conflict between my mother and father!
Anyone working as a phonesalesperson, please quit your job!
Anyone with new ideas to turn phonesellers down, send a comment! The best way will win a namedrop in the blog!

A nice photo from Urkult

This is me and Joel at the Urkult festival, I am the eagle...

Afternoon tea blogging...

I´m getting ready to escape the country once more. After a summer that has been great it feels a bit strange to leave, but i miss school and the training.

Today my dear mother woke me up at 10 in the morning (Karl Bertil Jonsson style) and we went to our summerhouse and I packed all my stuff from my small house that I will bring to Brussels. I also have all the papers from school that CSN (swedish for sugarmama) needs to realize that they want to give me money.

Speaking of papers, i found a scary paper in the summerhouse (the big one for the family, not the small one for me...). It was a normal A4 paper with a very long list of books. It was all the books my mother has read during the summer. She has read over 40 books! And comics does not count.
That, my dear fans, is a pocketoholic.

Grr...

Once again I were at a festival. This time it were the lame Ung 08 festival, it´s goal is to make all the suburban kids of stockholm gather at kungsträdgården and scream "SKIILLLZZ!!!!!11".
Luckely I didn´t have to sleep in a tent. The wonderful superwomen Anna took care of me. And by Anna I don´t mean the old lady Anna Nerman, I mean Anna famous from LG2K.
The best part of the performances at the festival were "Burnt out punks" and the swedish royal opera.

Anna also showed me all the lordoftheringsmovies. They were better than expected, but I will get a strange image of the saga since the movieorder that night were:

1. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
2. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
3. A Nightmare on Elm Street
4. Freddy vs. Jason

Then the day after we saw Lord of the rings episod 3: revenge of the king...

My computer has been sleeping at my sisters place and she has fed it with lots of new downloads. (Antipiratbyrån förstår inte engelska).
So now I have all the episods of Oz and fire within and Clerks 2.

And I finally i have my new glasses. I can see what i write before i blog!
HURRA!

Life rules...

Behind enemy lines!

Right now I am blogging from a strange computer owned by Anna. (Famous from the internet too...).
Yesterday I saw Sirkus Alfons for the third time in one month. I feel like a stalker...

Tonight I will see Burned Out Punks. I hope they get really burned out. Damn punks.
Annas mother is singing. And tonight she will cook for me. I am happy.

Stockholm is a strange town filled with superstyled, what we in sweden call, förortskids. And a lot of emos.
I prefer the förortskids.
(Sa någon LOL?)
(SA NÅGON ALLA VÄGMÄRKEN!!??)

Peace Out!

Internet...

Stuff i want:

1. Mugatu shirt (check it out)
2. A nice Statue for my new home (check it out)
3. Bloggerhood (check it out)
   

Bubbler: A nice new laserkeyboard (check it out)

My birthday is coming closer!
13th May

Mistake!

I have made a big mistake and fooled you all to belive that i took the photo of Manuel, Elias and Mattias.
A very pissed off and norwegian girl called Hege Östefjälls is the true photografer and i were not even close then. I were probably further down the street at Benedig.

Thank you Hege for the correction!

Project cancelled!

I just made a hard deceition.
I cancel Nisse Lé FIlm and instead release everything part by part. Like a Julkalender, but over the whole year.
It feels unfair to have so much great material and not share it with everyone. And I don´t feel I have the time or motivation to create a complete movie from all the stuff.

So first out in the new project is:
Myself on guitar, live at Jaspers apartment. 0300 in the night.
Rockenroll Suicide... The same day i chrashed my legs and performed the streetshow (will probably come online soon!)



I think i can manage to release atleast one top quality video a week...
But I never promise anything...

Some pictures from today

This is me on our balcony home in Nyadal.


This is me on a brave quest for breakfast.


This is me, just looking sexy, like I always do.


This is me, really bored, with a digitalcamera.
Since i am so bored I will go, by public demand, to Stockholm tomorrow.

Everyone in Stockholm with my number, catch me if you can.

Back home!

Christer has a new layout on his blog.
I really like Christers layout, and i hope he will write a lot now.

I found a sweatshirt i want. Check it out.
Imagine me in one of those.

I found a old really good photo of me and the former leader for the Christian party of Sweden.


I am the one to the left in black clothes.

The journey continues

Like some of you know, my eyes are beautiful, but the don´t work properly whitout glasses.
Since my former glasses died I realized that it is best that I get a new pair. So I went to the optician to check my eyes and try new glasses. So in around one week I will have perfect sight again, just to blog more and faster!


Me and my new glasses, I look more like my dear father in glasses.


This is my father after some chinese food that we had for lunch.

TV, Pictures and multimedia

The interview went quite well. Some of the answers were a bit messy. But I survived with honor and pride.
To see my first TV interview, click here.
Then choose "se våra sändningar"
Then choose "nyhetsmorgon mitt (2006-08-11)"

For all you nonswedishunderstanders out there, I´m sorry, I just don´t care. Just enjoy watching me and hear my voice over the internet. I basicly just speak about myself.

My father has also hunted me with the camera so I can upload pictures from today!


A tired Nils on his way to Sundsvall.


I arrived and tested the newsreader table.


Then it was time to film a flag. The filming of normal pole went a bit to hell. It is hard to get a pole good enough with just aceton and rosin in one minute. But the flag were good. But the camera angle?


Then it was time for som spex in the controlroom


Then they put me at the table. "Enough with the Spex" someone said.


This is me and Åsa going through the manuscript.


After the interview we went and watched the fall of humanity


Then I took a small nap.


Here I am now, at a desk in my fathers office.


My father is working.

To be continued!!!

New old stuff from the backstreets of the ferrari

After looking through my images for nice stuff to show in television tomorrow i found a great picture of a time, long gone.
The only ones who understand the feeling this image send to my heart would probably be Elias and Mattias.

Anyho, i guess i have to show it and I hope everyone understand.



The picture shows four (I am holding the camera) boys on the way to school.


"So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Gävle and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark -- the place where the wave finally broke and rolled back"

Lazy day, short blog

Today i got woken up at 1200 by some dude from Tv4. He called again later and asked me lots of questions and we have planned the interview for tomorrow. It will probably be quite good.

The rest of the day have been spent in the couch, on the internet with Star Wars running in the background. Easy life, great way to relax.


Tomorrow I promise a superblog with photos, video, text and a gifimage.

Late night surfing!

I just found a cd i downloaded a while ago.
The cover looks like this:


The songlist look like this:

1. Eye of the tiger
2. Jump
3. Everybody Hurts
4. Wonderwall
5. Black Hole Sun
6. Its my life
7. Its a sin
8. True
9. Smells like teen sprit (FFS!)
   
10. Hello
11. Eyes whitout a face
12. Lovecats
13. The way you make me feel
14. Tears in heaven

Everything sounds like Max Raabe but more serioused fucked up!
Everybody should download this cd now!

Rising star

This monday i got woken up by a strange phonecall, it was the local tv4 office who will make a interview.

So this friday the first Nisseinterview will be broadcasted to all Ångermanland and Jämtland (and probably medelpad to, but who cares about them). It will also be shown on a giant network of computers called the internet and can be located on this page.

I have to bring a personal thing and paint a selfportret of myself.

I still don´t know what personal thing to bring.
I can´t paint.

It will be a success!

Urkult 2006

I hate festivals.
They disturb my blogging.

I wish i would have brought my computor to Urkult since the camping has WLAN for the journalists.
Urkult was great, but since i were there i will not tell you everything about it.

I got a backstagepass that gave me lots of food
I didn´t have to sleep in a tent (thank you Vilya)
It was lots of good circusperformances there
Noone cryed during the rehearsals of the eldnatt

This is what made this urkult to the best urkult ever.

Except for next year ofcourse!