23 augusti, 2006

Hateblog

For some strange reason my mother is hunted by telephonesalesmen (but most of the time it is womens). There is some kind of service called Nix that removes people from the evil telephonesalesmen register.
My dear mother has for a long time wanted to register us there.
My dear father doesn´t want to, because him and I have a common interest, to turn the telephonesalesmen down.

Evil telephonesalesperson: "Hello, I am looking for Ewa!"
Me: "What is it about?"
Evil telephonesalesperson: "Beauty products!"
Me: "Are you interested in Scientology?"

Evil telephonesalesperson hangs up the phone.

Since I don´t want to be sued from the church of Scientology I guess i have to say that I don´t have anything against you dear fellow human beings.

I hate phonesellers more then anything, that is why I strongly support my father in this conflict between my mother and father!
Anyone working as a phonesalesperson, please quit your job!
Anyone with new ideas to turn phonesellers down, send a comment! The best way will win a namedrop in the blog!



1 kommentarer:

Anonym sa...

The correct answer would have been: She's already beautiful enough. She don't need that kind of stuff..."