Cut Pedros hair!

Pedro, if you read this. It is not funny anymore. You have to cut your hair, it is to long. Imagine how high you would be able to jump whitout it.

For all you readers who havent seen Pedro´s hair imagine something long,.

This day started with a ride in "lé Metro" to the school, and i read the newspaper called METRO. I read it everyday, but it is in french so it is a bit hard for me, but there is pictures too. Today i saw taht they have recommendations what to wear every day on the weatherpage.

Todays tip was a blue polo.
Do they think that i will go home and change clothes then?
Since Metro is only available in "Lé Metro" do they think that anyone will go home and get there blue polo if they read that it is the right day for it?
How many people own a blue polo?
If i know that i am awake before Christer, is it my responsability to call him and tell him to that it is Poloday?
Is it ok with a green polo?

Also, the weather in Brussels change every five minute, so whatever you wear, it is right sometime during the day, and wrong sometime. So dear METRO, please stop giving us silly advises, noone cares about youre clothestips.
Please put in a "cut pedros hair" ad instead.

I also saw this poster today:


What drives a man to call himself "Henri HORNY" and write HORNY with big letters?