Like most of all the readers know, i live in the central of what is commonly called the capital of Europe.
Today when I was on "lé Metro" I noticed that I was to hungry to walk to SuperGB and make smart shopping. A Hungry Nils in a SuperGB always ends up with pizza, chocolate and a DVDmovie. So i thought that i could save some money and find a nice cheap restorant.
So i went to Hectors Chicken, a place i have seen many times since it is very close to my appartment, but i never entered.
Just outside a guy stoppes me and ask if i have any medicine. I am a mammas boy and always answer honest so i said "No, I´m not sick".
"Do you want to buy some medicine?", said the guy, and i noticed that he looked like he just woke up from a coma.
"No, like i said, I´m not sick, so i don´t think I need any medicine...", said I, a bit frustrated and hungry
"Yes, I understand. But this is medicine just for fun, Metadone and Morfine. You look like you need it." Said the guy.
And now i start to realize what he must see, a very tired me on the hunt for food. You who have seen me very hungry and tired surely know the look. And that it could be misstaken for a guy on a desperate hunt for drugs.
"No, I am just hungry." Said I.
"Ok, if you ever need me, I´ll be here..." answered the guy.
"Yes, I´ll remember it." Said I while i ran into the store.
Hectors Chicken is a nice place, They have lots of chicken in all kinds. The best (and the only i tried) is the 1/2 Chicken.
That is half a chicken on a plate, with pommes frites and coleslaw.
Perfect substitute for drugs.
I also noticed that i was the only white guy there. The place was full of black hiphopers watching ladys tennis. That reminded me about another chickenplacevisit in London last year when i also was the only nonhiphoppy guy in the place.
What is it with hiphop and Chicken? Is it becouse the chickens hop and hip around?
Life is strange.
31 maj, 2006
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Ok, everything with this story was great except the really bad joke in the end about the chickens who were hops and hips around... That part sucked!
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